Obviously, there has been some sort of mistake. Alas, it is an incredible honor to have been named as part of the 2014 class of MyVegas Magazine’s “Top 100 Men Of Success”. My 8-year-old former self living in the projects would be stunned, frankly.

Here’s what they wrote:

Shawn Tempesta is co-host of “The Morning Blend” on KTNV-TV and afternoon host on Mix 94.1. Shawn has helped Las Vegans learn more about many different businesses and non-profits in the city. He has also served as emcee for many non-profit events including for the International Rett Syndrome Foundation and Spread The Word Nevada.

Honestly, I have been incredibly blessed with amazing opportunities in this city. Las Vegas has been such a welcoming home to both me and my wife, and I owe this city a lot.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I am having my bronze statue placed at the entrance of both jobs.